dorknewton:

People accusing Jonathan Sims of having a bad fake accent when it’s actually his real voice is the funniest thing in the world

batmanisagatewaydrug:

jumpingjacktrash:

neil-gaiman:

rocksalive:

we all know 2018 aziraphale uses a flip phone from 2003 right. we’re all clear on this

He has a very nice bakelite phone from around 1940 in the front of the shop, and a much older one in the back of the shop. They are rotary dial phones, of the kind that would need to be rewired to work with today’s exchanges. They have never been rewired and they still phone anywhere on Earth (and probably one place off Earth) perfectly.

I’m not entirely sure that he’ll ever approve of phones that aren’t wired in to the wall.

are you sure? cuz i kind of envision him being addicted to candy crush

god I strive for the confidence of asking the man who both wrote the book and ran the show if he’s sure 

mickmercury:

the problem in The Magnus Archives is that Martin thinks he’s in a found family story and nobody else agrees

spideyboypeteyparker:

peterquillapologist:

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

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